Malfunctioning Banana Bread

So I have a story, I. Svedin made some wonderful banana bread with chocolate chunks, they don’t have chocolate chips here, so we have to chop up cooking chocolate bars but that’s beside the point. So it was so wonderful when she made it, delicious and all, it was hard not to eat more. Well next morning I’m like I’ll have some for breakfast so I’m studying and pull apart the banana bread to enjoy and I’m like ‘HEY the chocolate is moving GASP’ there was a huge beetle on my banana bread, it was horrible….I ate it anyway, I’m not going to let that go to waste. Anyway I asked I. Svedin about it later and she’s like I thought you just found a piece of hair in your banana bread I was like no I wouldn’t have freaked out. Anyway she cut a piece and I wanted a piece, I’m eating this piece and of course I find a piece of hair that I’m gagging on in my bread, I was like one more bad thing and I’ll be ruined of banana bread, no not as bad as maggots but still, I don’t want to be ruined from banana bread.